Okay #1. So I got off the train at Flinders St this morning, and you know how you’re meant to validate your ticket to get out? On one of those thingos *below*. Yeah well usually I use metcards, but today I borrowed someone’s yearly Myki.. And you know how the actual place you scan the ticket is on the side, the bright green bit..

But then, there’s a picture of a Myki card with an arrow showing you where to scan it? Well yeah I tried scanning the Myki on that. The sign. So obviously even after holding it there for like 2 mins it wouldn’t beep. So I was there like “wtf it won’t work!!!!!” until the station lady was like “You scan it on the side bit you know..” with this smirk that made me go so red omg.

Then #2. Yeah I was on the tram, it got to the Melbourne Uni stop. I stood at the door waiting for it to open, for like 2 mins. I didn’t realise people were getting off on the left doors while I was waiting on the right side. I didn’t even realise I was obviously waiting on the wrong side of the tram until some dude was like “Um.. You know the doors only open on the left?” ASDFHDKVNSDLKJVNDSLKJVNKDSVJN WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD